"We're ugly, but we have the music!" -Leonard Cohen, "Chelsea Hotel"

"Truly, the greatest miracle that can happen is not the parting of a sea, but a changed heart." -Brian Ricks, Florianopolis Mission, Brazil

Saturday, November 13, 2010

SINUSES NEED TO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE

So for the past week, this has pretty much been my existence:

























Pretty pathetic, huh?


But this was what was going on inside my head/face:


























I.  Fucking.  HATE.  Sinuses.  X-[


They kinda make me want to do this sometimes:




























But preferably this:









Unfortunately, the Hogwarts letters my friends and I got in 5th grade didn't get me into that Charms class. Maybe something to do with the Misses Adrienne, Holly, Lindsay and Kate who wrote them.  ;)

So anyway, being a mere mortal, I am reduced to using a handy little trick I figured out:



















It's like, reverse plugging your nose and blowing out, which stuffs up your sinuses (like when you blow your nose too hard). It works magnificently, try it next time you're sick, you'll see.  :)

And then comes my favorite part:

HAPPY PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  =D



God's gift to the nasally congested.  :)  

Unfortunately, part of this is just fantasy, because you can only take one pill every 12 hours. Phooey.  :-(P


Anyway, that's the story of my week and 4-day weekend. And probably your story sometime this winter too. Yaaay for college and no sleep.  X-(

At least drawing all the funny pictures made me giggle.  ^_^   Hopefully you did a bit too.

;)

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